The A-Train

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You know when you've got your latte and you sprinkled your cinnamon and chocolate on it, and oh it looks delicious, but OH SHIT you inhaled a lungful of powdery mess and hack cough hack hack but then it passes and that breath you tkae that isn't tinged with bruning nutmeg is just great? That's how Chris Matthews has just made me feel for the first time in like a year.

Jeffrey?

As put by Metafilter, the most important article you'll ever read about the Jonas Brothers.

When I was trying to write for Jezebel I wanted to write something similar about the Evangelical Disney thing, but the months of May/June 2008 were such that my lexico-cognitive functioning was not fully righted until roughly January 2009. I am positive that a 3D concert experience would have been much too much for me.

This pendent world, in bigness as a star of smallest magnitude close by the moon

Today I took German ADD medication (care of Britain's Fareed Zakaria), rode the bus through Chelsea and read Paradise Lost. Now I don't feel great, but I'm developing a freakishly intense fondness for this book which, unlike most of my peers, I didn't read in junior year honors english.