The A-Train

Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Experience: Michael Eisner Tells One Of Them They're Adopted

I worked at the Jonas Bros 3D thus-and-such premiere in Leicester Square last night. Escorted Gillian McKeith and her family down the carpet, where there was a disaster involving sibling-autograph-rivalry, terrifying Jonai bouncers and me not being good at yelling at people. Heard a lot of yelling. Saw a lot of lone old dudes in the crowd. That's about it. Learned the technical distinction between 'PR', 'press' and 'publicity' mere days after learning what hedge funds are.

This is my leg behind DJ Ironik (I didn't know either):

ps Those heels got me a sleazy up and down look from Middle Jonas. The one who doesn't look related to any of the others. It was a thrill-ride.

I'm glad those shoes never got stolen.

I heard they used to treat Disneymania with electric shock therapy, you know, in the olden days.

Number of tracks on the iTunes Essentials "Sweet Sixteen Party" mix that I listen to at least once daily: 21.

Tracks that, upon review of the iTunes Essentials "Sweet Sixteen Party" mix, I will now integrate into my daily listening pool:

Kiss The Girl (Pop Version) - Ashley Tisdale, Disneymania 5

I caved

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Also, am I late in the game in saying that Camden is the most pointless place in the entire city? It's where people who are secretly afraid of Hoxton go when they want to feel like the coolest kid in the room. Proud Galleries is always where I will secretly want to go out, because I like feeling of being in a small protective womb-like space with people I like at any given time, but besides that I'm getting really over Chalk Farm really fast. Jesus do they even cultivate chalk?

Good show at the Monarch last night though.

Be A Nose

London is cool with a capital c but I miss McSweeney's. It had a distinct smell. Which is an unintentional but nonetheless appropriate segue into this short film inspired by works from Art Spiegelman's private sketchbooks which was brought to my attention a few days ago.

And I hope this was a sutiable buffer between FW posts. More to come on that.

I finally get it

PUT A DONK ON IT