"You need to feel comfortable in
your uniform, it IS sexy and you have to know how to handle the reaction
you will get." - email I got from the owner of the bar I start working at as head hostess tomorrow.
Hmm. I mean I get it. They probably had people who were taken aback by the uniforms, which I sort of can't explain without giving away exact details about where this place is (I don't think I'm gonna get stalkers, I just don't want anyone showing up to watch me drop drinks and cry), but they don't sound terribly sexy, just sort of "themed" I guess, and certainly not showing a lot of skin. But that whole culpability thing rubs me the wrong way. It's as if to say, yo if someone grabs your ass it's your problem. We warned you. As a very wise boy just said to me, strip clubs have bouncers who beat the shit out of dudes who touch the girls, and I'm not dancing. I am trying to get rich people to buy champagne in their nifty little rooms. Whatever. I'll bounce if it gets creepy.
I forget where I was going with this. I think it was to say HEY GUYS I GOT A (NOT FREELANCE) JOB.
Also, Vice intern Fiona is typing up my Passion Pit interview from a couple weeks ago. It'll be up soon.
Hmm. I mean I get it. They probably had people who were taken aback by the uniforms, which I sort of can't explain without giving away exact details about where this place is (I don't think I'm gonna get stalkers, I just don't want anyone showing up to watch me drop drinks and cry), but they don't sound terribly sexy, just sort of "themed" I guess, and certainly not showing a lot of skin. But that whole culpability thing rubs me the wrong way. It's as if to say, yo if someone grabs your ass it's your problem. We warned you. As a very wise boy just said to me, strip clubs have bouncers who beat the shit out of dudes who touch the girls, and I'm not dancing. I am trying to get rich people to buy champagne in their nifty little rooms. Whatever. I'll bounce if it gets creepy.
I forget where I was going with this. I think it was to say HEY GUYS I GOT A (NOT FREELANCE) JOB.
Also, Vice intern Fiona is typing up my Passion Pit interview from a couple weeks ago. It'll be up soon.
