The Awl on the Gawker Xmas Party

An article about a party I was at! On the internet no less!

 

This kind of thing has got to stop tickling me as much as it does. But I guess my whole take on this is, there was so much food it was kind of offensive, and the entire place felt like a Medieval dungeon/banquet hall, so I bunkered into a Cask of Amontillado nook and gorged on eggy asparagus and dollops of bleu cheese until I was one of ten people left.