The A-Train

Gawker TV Drinksies

Muchos!

Thanks Viva Radio

The most terrifying song ever written.

Hands down.

The Awl on the Gawker Xmas Party

An article about a party I was at! On the internet no less!

 

This kind of thing has got to stop tickling me as much as it does. But I guess my whole take on this is, there was so much food it was kind of offensive, and the entire place felt like a Medieval dungeon/banquet hall, so I bunkered into a Cask of Amontillado nook and gorged on eggy asparagus and dollops of bleu cheese until I was one of ten people left.

Honky Anthem 2006 vs Honky Anthem 2010

I am absolutely one thousand per cent sure that the following has been written about before. However, this only came to my attention through a serendipitous ipod shuffle this morning:

Come on, this industry. This is kind of ridiculous. And while neither of these artists particularly strike my fancy, I'm gonna side with the older track/cuter lady and tell Ke$ha to go s some d's.

New Amsterdam

Just to be clear, it was here, in Manhattan, arguably the home of the economic crisis, in a state with a 9% unemployment rate as of October 2009, that two people literally chased me down the street offering me a job.

And they were Dutch.

Now for this:

It is really REALLY weird getting hit on in the West Village. One moment I'm content and warm in my gay, occasionally British bubble and the next thing I know Johnny Cargopants wants to know if I like to party. It's like when your mom shows up at school in the middle of the day, or you get dead-legged at Sunday brunch weeks after you forgot it had been issued. It's always gonna be super unpleasant and/or awkward but adding that element of surprise just makes you that much more of a bag of d's.