The A-Train

Swanfield On Tour

  

Me + Kila Lime Pie/Kila Tequila/Kila Carr-Ince at the Swanfield opening 21/7/09

THIS BABY WILL BE NAMED 'MEGHAN'S PROFESSOR WAS WRONG'

America is officially better than Ireland.

I also like it when news items regarding my sexual health make reference to Top Chef. It just eases the entire process.

The Three P's...and kind of a B...and mostly a penguin...and David Bowie's son

SLUT.

Also, the last two weeks of life have been:

This premiere:

These parents:


And this (birthday) party:


--ADDED HOLY SHIT, and, now, meeting this dude:--

With every fibre of my being, I will find a way to crash this premiere

Um.

I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten

Whilst quietly pounding red bulls whilst on reception whilst our actual receptionist is on holiday, I have, after literally hours of agonizing, decided that Amanda Hess is very good, if only for providing this evidence that Lady Gaga is in fact Old Gregg.

I want to see her and Anna from Jezebel in a caustic-post-feminist-off, perhaps in the form of foxy boxing.

Be kind to me, or treat me mean...

Something like three days ago I found myself wikipedia-ing and trying to catch up on the happenings of this lady for the first time in years. And then today I saw this.

I would sell an organ* to see her live.







*NOT SKIN